When you hit on Gwen Stefani and Sheryl Crow … your karma is getting hit on by Billy Squier

Written By: coreylevitan - Oct• 27•14

Click here for the terrifying story.

The night Matt Dillon ruined my shot with 7 hot models

Written By: coreylevitan - Sep• 24•14

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Matt Dillon has the personality of an air conditioner. I might have even stated this if the bastard didn’t c-block me with this table full of models who were dying for a piece of this.  Read my Men’s Health story.

The night I spent in jail

Written By: coreylevitan - Sep• 10•14

My crime? Taking legal advice from a dumb-ass friend. My punishment? Nearly getting killed, and I’m so not kidding. Read it here.

Alex Trebek saw me naked!

Written By: coreylevitan - Aug• 26•14

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You don’t know what Jeopardy feels like until its host is staring you in the penis. Read the story here.

Angelina Jolie played involuntary footsie with me

Written By: coreylevitan - Aug• 26•14

You’re alone in a room with the future Mrs. Brad Pitt, and she’s coming onto you hard. What do you do? Read the story here.

The most important story you will ever read about speed dating with a bag over your head

Written By: coreylevitan - Aug• 13•14

Men’s Health has given me the license to get back up to my old tricks. So I crashed a speed dating session at the Downtown Cocktail Lounge in Las Vegas and got thrown out for wearing a paper bag over my head.

Here’s the story and below are some photos that didn’t make it in…

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My new gig

Written By: coreylevitan - Aug• 01•14


Ok, so now I’m a regular contributor to Men’s Health — at least until the editor who likes me quits or gets fired in six months, leaving me once again lying at the side of the road like a dead hobo.

Click here to read my most recent articles, or check the menu bar at right.

To what do I attribute this latest career milestone? Two simple words: LinkedIn endorsements (of course)!

Read my book for free…

Written By: coreylevitan - Jun• 24•13

Because I apparently put my publisher out of the book business entirely, I am free to share with you my contribution to the book “Wish You Were Here.” Published in 2013 by the late Stephens Press, it was a compendium of essays inspired by early postcards from Las Vegas. Here’s the chapter inspired by my assignment — this image from the Last Frontier… (more…)

Serving up disturbed journalism since 2001

Written By: coreylevitan - Sep• 27•11

In my stories, I sample all manner of weird jobs and experiences outside my comfort zone. That’s not because I’m brave. It’s because I’m not. With my scoop hat, I’m George Plimpton willing to jump on any grenade for good copy. Without it, I’m George Costanza.

In my column, most recently known as “Fear and Loafing,” I washed the windows at the top of the Sratosphere, danced as a go-go boy in a gay bar and midwifed a stranger’s baby.

Because of this gig, my gravestone cannot read “a coward who never tried sh*t.” Also because of cemetery regulations.

The gentlemen pictured above taught me how to be a gangsta rapper. There I am in the center, if you can’t tell, making a “C” for Hard Corey. Immediately after this column ran, no joke, police raided their studio and made several arrests. (Click here and Hard Corey will rap for you.)

So far, I’ve done my thing for Playboy, the New York Post and daily newspapers in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. (Click here to read an article AOL News/The Huffington Post wrote about me last year, and here to hear Howard Stern interview me for a 2003 Playboy article I wrote — before meeting my wife — about hitting on women in inappropriate places.) I’m not going to mention the many awards these stories have won, because that would be totally uncool.

Hey, how did that get in there? How embarrassing!

To the right are links to hundreds of my favorite columns and videos. (Use the bars beside each item to scroll downward.)

There was the time in L.A. that I skydived with a Flying Elvi member strapped to my back who was, umm, happier than I would have preferred about the experience. But of course, who among us doesn’t know the feeling of plummeting thousands of feet toward possible death with an Elvis impersonator’s excitement digging into your butt?

Speaking of killer snakes, nude modeling in L.A. was another one for the crazy books. And then there was that time I was covered head to toe in killer snakes that were literal… (more…)