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Happy anniversary/porn awards, honey!

So I take my wife to the AVN porn awards for our anniversary dinner. What could go wrong? Actually, judging by the following sampling of tweets I got reacting to the story, quite a bit, but not like I expected. Thanks, Tasha Reign, for all the new Twitter followers!  

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What people of the past wouldn’t believe about 2015

Wheat is bad for you and fat good, the Pope is pro-evolution and, oh, one or two other teensy little things.

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Is sperm vegan?

One investigation your significant other may find hard to swallow.

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WTF is Rob Lowe trying to do to me?

Mr. St. Elmo’s Forever insists on fitting me for weird aging spacesuit.

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My Airbnb family vacation …w/ an unwanted stranger

I thought I scored an Internet bargain. But I never bargained on this guy!

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So a naked guy boards a bus

  My surprising investigation into what happens when you wear a naked suit on a public bus.

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That time I got thrown in jail & nearly shanked for farting

One terrifying possible drawback of lactose intolerance.

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Alex Trebek saw me naked!

You don’t know what Jeopardy feels like until its host is staring you in the penis.

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Angelina Jolie sexually harassed me (TRUE story)

You’re alone in a room with the future Mrs. Brad Pitt, and she’s coming onto you hard. What do you do?

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The most important story you will ever read about speed dating with a bag on your head

How to get thrown out of a speed-dating session for wearing a paper bag over your head.

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