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My family vacation … with an unwanted total stranger

Click here for the story. And thanks again, Airbnb!

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So a naked guy gets on a bus…

Click here for the most important story you will ever read about what happens when you wear a naked-man suit on a public bus from Henderson to Downtown Las Vegas.

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When you hit on Gwen Stefani and Sheryl Crow … your karma is getting hit on by Billy Squier

Click here for the terrifying story.

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The night Matt Dillon ruined my shot with 7 hot models

Matt Dillon has the personality of an air conditioner. I might have even stated this if the bastard didn’t c-block me with this table full of models who were dying for a piece of this.  Read my Men’s Health story.

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The night I spent in jail

My crime? Taking legal advice from a dumb-ass friend. My punishment? Nearly getting killed, and I’m so not kidding. Read it here.

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Alex Trebek saw me naked!

You don’t know what Jeopardy feels like until its host is staring you in the penis. Read the story here.

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Angelina Jolie played involuntary footsie with me

You’re alone in a room with the future Mrs. Brad Pitt, and she’s coming onto you hard. What do you do? Read the story here.

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The most important story you will ever read about speed dating with a bag over your head

Men’s Health has given me the license to get back up to my old tricks. So I crashed a speed dating session at the Downtown Cocktail Lounge in Las Vegas and got thrown out for wearing a paper bag over my head. Here’s the story and below are some photos that didn’t make it in…

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My new gig

Ok, so now I’m a regular contributor to Men’s Health — at least until the editor who likes me quits or gets fired in six months, leaving me once again lying at the side of the road like a dead hobo. Click here to read my most recent articles, or check the menu bar at […]

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Read my book for free…

Because I apparently put my publisher out of the book business entirely, I am free to share with you my contribution to the book “Wish You Were Here.” Published in 2013 by the late Stephens Press, it was a compendium of essays inspired by early postcards from Las Vegas. Here’s the chapter inspired by my […]

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